tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89352838040917371402012-02-17T02:45:41.857+08:00_____AkuMakinBencikanDunia_____Si Tong.......onghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05217547805497198032noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8935283804091737140.post-11595275900077382772008-11-27T00:43:00.002+08:002008-11-27T00:45:57.479+08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan<br /><br />Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.<br /><br />Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!<br /><br />Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?<br /><br />Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.<br /><br />Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?<br /><br />Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.<br /><br />Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!<br /><br />Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?<br /><br />Mr Sori : I’m Sori.<br /><br />Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!<br /><br />Mr Sori : I’m Sori!!<br /><br />Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!<br /><br />Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!<br /><br />Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.<br /><br />Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont care about ur uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.<br /><br />Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.<br /><br />Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!<br /><br />Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!<br /><br />Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!?<br />Toot… .Toot… .Toot… …<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8935283804091737140-1159527590007738277?l=sitongong.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Si Tong.......onghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05217547805497198032noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8935283804091737140.post-88430514848218110012008-11-27T00:32:00.002+08:002008-11-27T00:38:08.996+08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">(1) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.<br /><br />(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.<br /><br />(3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.<br /><br />(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!<br /><br />(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)<br /><br />(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.<br /><br />(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').<br /><br />(8) Whatever:Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!<br /><br />(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous<br />statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8935283804091737140-8843051484821811001?l=sitongong.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Si Tong.......onghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05217547805497198032noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8935283804091737140.post-45166868926747829142008-11-26T23:54:00.003+08:002008-11-27T00:17:10.360+08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_etcpTOzASOI/SS10D8YyjBI/AAAAAAAAAAc/-DqYivReWG8/s320/696713330_c4e5f32ae7.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 237px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272998349819251730" /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Aku Dilahirkan Dengan Agama Ini </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Agama Islam <br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Dan</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Biarla Ianya Kekal Hingga Akhir Hayat</span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8935283804091737140-4516686892674782914?l=sitongong.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Si Tong.......onghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05217547805497198032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8935283804091737140.post-43240846747077032962008-11-26T20:55:00.001+08:002008-11-26T21:29:21.566+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_etcpTOzASOI/SS1IgA3YUAI/AAAAAAAAAAU/QMuU-bbDMZA/s1600-h/l_94c0e24b9b1444289ec087ff35b24ad1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_etcpTOzASOI/SS1IgA3YUAI/AAAAAAAAAAU/QMuU-bbDMZA/s320/l_94c0e24b9b1444289ec087ff35b24ad1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272950453546012674" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Aku yang berbaju putih<br />Tuan punyer Si Tong....Ong<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8935283804091737140-4324084674707703296?l=sitongong.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Si Tong.......onghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05217547805497198032noreply@blogger.com2